Saturday, January 4, 2014

Stop fondling the shark hook

(I've just appropriated this new title from the No Fibs website {here} who reblogged this post this morning. Fair swap hey?)

Because I recently became an expert in great white shark management on the south coast of West Australia ...
Okay, let's start again, shall we?

Because I recently released a book about fishing on the south coast of West Australia and sporadically mentioned the Noahs that grind around the Sound looking for seals, people have been coming up to me in the street and asking what I reckon about the State Premier's latest plan to bait great whites that get closer than one kilometre off the metropolitan coast, and contract commercial fishers to kill them.

When these questions first started, I would look blankly at the person. Why ask me, was my first thought. My second thought was, why are you even asking this question? It's stupid. My third thought was 'the day when a great white shark bails me up while I'm shopping in York Street and bites me in half, I will demand that they hang it from the nearest baited hook and fire guns at it from a very great height.'

Today, over four thousand people collected on the shores of one of the most populated beaches of Perth to protest against the state government's move to kill sharks that venture too close to our shores.

 Photo: Rebecca Dollery ABC

Some people get eaten by sharks. Not very many though. I could give you the stats on the amount of sharks who die every year for fish and chips and soup compared to the people who get bitten by them but I can't be bothered and you can find them pretty easily anyway. It's somewhere within the vicinity of 100,000 to 3.

I have seen a shark killed by bounty hunters and hung from its tail by ropes on the town jetty, all of her liveborn babies spilling out of her guts in front of a crowd with cameras. I've seen their dead bodies formaldehyded in sagging, sad circuses, their jaws propped open with sticks to display the horror and morbidity of their existance. These were the moments in my life when I understood the human drive to humiliate and kill off our only predators left.

The protest today was not so much about protecting our predators, as the state government's aggressive action against them. I can't even work out how the state government has wrangled a deal where they can kill a legally protected, endangered species. Don't certain great whites have to be declared a menace to us fun-loving, beachy sorts, to be shot on sight? The latest prerequisite seems to be that, if you are a shark over three metres long and hanging out within a kilometre of a beach anywhere near the city, you are dead meat.

Anyway, today's turnout was heartening. Thanks to all the folk in the city who let Colin Barnett know that his new macho/politico shark killing exercise in the name of tourism and crime prevention is just so not fucking okay. And as a confirmed fisherwoman, the footage of him fondling that shark hook for the media was disgusting.


In case any of my blogger mates have missed this, here is the link to Val Plumwood's essay about being attacked by an apex predator. Being Prey. It's brilliant.

And here's a link to today's protest: If you have fifteen minutes to spare, watch the video. It is a great overview of what is going on here. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-04/shark-protests/5184730http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-04/shark-protests/5184730

12 comments:

  1. Having shot the last wolf in Scotland in the 19th century, there is now a move to reintroduce them back to the Highlands for old time's sake. The sheep-farmers and deer-stalkers aren't to happy with the idea.

    On the rare occasions that a human gets grabbed by an alligator in Florida, they go out and kill the first biggish alligator they can find, then string it up in public, so that the public believe justice has been done.

    Telling Little Red Riding-hood to stay out of the woods is a bit like telling Australians to keep out of the water.

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    1. It's an interesting debate here and its recently turned, from traditional ocean-goers defending the predators to asking for help.

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  2. Ok, I know 'too' and a wrong apostrophe...

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  3. Well said Sarah. The desire to kill any potential predator is only driven by one thing: humanity's fear of death. And an inability to even approach the idea on rational grounds. We are a pathetic species.

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    1. Fearing death is not so bad but apathy towards other than human life is the pits. I don't think there is a life form on the planet that is superfluous. The proposed cull is sheer laziness and political expediency

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  4. Kill the redbacks!!!
    Oh - and all the tiger snakes too!!!
    Nah, hang on. They don't eat us.

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    1. There are whites, and there are great whites - some have whiteness thrust upon them.

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    2. Oh, and wrong use of an apostrophe, btw.

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    4. I'm with you here Tom.
      Mr Heron, pull your apostrophes into line. World's. Jeez.

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