I can smell gas. Do male blue whales have testicles? Of course they must. But then, how do they glide smooth through the water with the hugest testicles ever? I've forgotten what time the plumber is coming tomorrow. Kerosene. Gay marriage. They must draw their testicles up inside themselves, somehow. I have to set my alarm for 6.30. The Stolen Generation. My scalp itches. How can a person say that the forced removal of thousands of children by the state is akin to the threat of gay marriage? Moving right along people. Think of the children. It is heat regulation that negates my blue whale testicle theory. It's not a straw man folks. It's a dodgey, slippery slope and here is why. Argument a) equates to b) so if a) makes sense then c) is a logical outcome. Try that one at your neighbourhood barbeque and you'll get slaughtered. It's the comb for me because three kerosene washes ain't gettin' those fleas from my hide. 5 hp outboard motors are nine hundred bucks. How do blue whales regulate the temperature of their testicles? I could buy an outboard motor with my tax return and I'd be away. Gay marriage. Wade out that net on the low tide. I'm wearied by my head lice and my waders are uncomfortable. Why? Aunties, they are great but the state decides, or the church. Marriage: Ahh! Oh, my heart, my ovaries, my skin, all my crawling, creeping little testicular beasts, all owned by a state or a church. The blue whale visits the Sound every April the 18th. To the day. I can't sleep that day. I can't sleep. I can smell gas. Why is it so smoky in here? I can smell gas.