Saturday, February 28, 2026

Freaks on Peaks


  Jay walked ahead, carrying the fire extinguisher. A white breasted robin skipped ahead of her through the karri hazel. “She’s leading us away from her nest, you know Luke. Hey! You can make soap from this stuff,” she said, stroking the furry leaf of an emerald understory tree. “And stun fish. Chuck it in the river and pick up a mullet with your bare hands.” We rounded the corner on the trail up the mountain. She stopped for a breather, putting down the extinguisher with a clang and walking forward a quiet, few steps. We stood beside a towering monolith of mossy granite. I followed the grey stone skywards with my gaze but she was looking down into the gutter, searching. “Every bloody day,” she muttered.

  “What?”

  She pointed to the russet leaf litter.

  “Lounging around every morning. Coiled in the afternoon. She comes here to power up. Can’t you see her?”

  I couldn’t see anything but leaves and moss and granite. It was my training day. Everything was new to me but fish stunners and soap leaf were not in the job description and nor were cryptic solar panels. 

 “Look.” 

 The tiger snake was watching me when our eyes finally met. Her skin shone like black oil trickling through the leaves.

  “This is your job Luke,” Jay was pretty much wagging her finger at me in front of the snake. “Your job is to notice things. Notice things and make peace with the noise inside your head. That is your job.” She picked up the fire extinguisher and started walking again, a plastic water bottle swinging on a carabine from her backpack.

  Jay was in her sixties and trying to retire when she trained me up for the fire tower. By then she’d achieved legendary status as an eagle eye who’d been spotting bushfires from her eyrie for over thirty years. Her short hair was so blonde, it was white and she had a kind of lanky, gentle gait in the bush. Me? I’d traversed my preferred manosphere of Kerouac, Bukowski and Hunter S Thompson and wanted to write, just like Kerouac did on Desolation Peak. With only a coffee cup hooked in my thumb and to ‘leisurely take the wind and speed direction,’ I took on the impossibly romantic job as fire tower officer in a purely Gonzo capacity.

  In the tower, Jay showed me how to spot a fire using the gun sight, how to map a fire’s location by knowing the landmark hills and phone towers, how to describe smoke, what smoke looks like depending on what is burning. “If the smoke is black, it’s probably pine.” She put her finger on the map that showed a pine plantation 50 kilometres from the tower. Her hands were like an artists’: strong fingers used to making cordage. “So that is where it is. But it could also be someone’s tractor going up in flames.” She shrugged. “Happens all the time.”

  She wasn’t always so stern. We’d swap chatty text messages about the weather and write each other handover notes for what was going on in the tower between shifts. At the beginning of my second season, Jay wrote in the foolscap book, “Something is happening to the trees.”

  ‘The karris are marching down into the swamp,’ she said on the phone later. Karri trees are boisterous, smooth skinned trees that grow to around sixty metres. She’d noticed that karri ‘islands’ around her place where she’s lived for decades were starting to reconsider their elevation to deal with the changing water table. Karri younglings were sprouting where she’d never seen them before. She sounded stressed out that day. It hadn’t rained since August.

  One day early in February, bright green sickle leaves mosaiced the concrete steps to the fire tower. Normally the track is covered with dead brown leaves. I took a photo and messaged Jay. “Green leaves on track?”

  “They are getting ready for something,” she sent back.

  Two days later, all the small primary schools in the south west shut down. The Fire and Emergency Services map showed little red crosses everywhere and stated that the closures were due to extreme fire weather. My wind speed and temperature recordings were now not so leisurely now as my gadget recorded forty degrees and nor’westerlies gusting to thirty-five kph. Fire weather. I spent the day in a funk of impending doom as the granite downloaded the heat and flung it back at me, turning the little tower into a hot box.

“How are you going on the granite?” Jay texted me. “Do you need more water? Use mine if you like.” Jay’s gesture felt profoundly generous as drinking the water of another tower attendant was a big no no. Not after lugging kilos of it all the way up the mountain.

  “I’ve already crossed that line, sorry,” I replied. I drank four litres of water that day and didn’t piss once. That’s why those trees dropped their leaves, I thought. They knew today would be like this. They got ready, just like Jay said.

  In the early afternoon a plume of bluish smoke curled up from behind Mount Lindsay. I set about plotting it on the map but the distance was tricky because I couldn’t see how far beyond the mountain it was. “It’s a weird colour,” I said on the radio to the office. “No idea what it is burning, so it’s tricky to plot on the map.”

  The duty officer phoned me. “It’s silage at the Johnson dairy,” she said. “Just self-combusted in the heat. That weird colour is burning plastic.”

  This summer had officially become the hottest and driest since records began. The word ‘unprecedented’ was bandied about a lot. We’d officially arrived at the dire predictions of what happens when we go 1.5 degrees above average. Food insecurity, school closures and disasters unnatural. It was way too stressful to be a romantic Gonzo writer in a fire tower. Idiots lighting campfires and then driving away. Lightning strikes. Spontaneous combustion. Spontaneous combustion.

  First the karris growing around the granites began to suffer. They developed red vertical streaks in their trunks and the rest of their bark went from pale cream to ginger. “It’s called ginger bark syndrome,” Jay told me. “They are basically having embolisms in their phloem.” I think that sounds painful. Trees feel pain, don’t they? Looking around with the binoculars, I could see every granite outcrop was ringed with the bright orange leaves, a monk’s tonsure of dying trees. 

  Driving through the bush on my way to the tower, I was seeing dying sheoaks, nowhere near the granites but in deep sand. I spent my days with a weird anxiety tumbling in my stomach. In no head space to write, I began mapping dying tree colonies using the same skills as getting the exact coordinates for a smoke report.

  Jay was mapping too. “It’s all we can do,” she said on the phone one night. I think she was drinking wine as she rambled a bit. “Just keep on mapping, Luke. We’re in a pretty cool position to do that, watching the country all day. Some scientists are coming down next week. They’ll prolly want to talk to us. We’re the only ones who really know what’s going on. Don’t need drones to watch the country or even spot fires. Don’t need drones, just us. We know what we are doing, Luke.” She paused and I heard her glass clink against a table top. “Bloody hell. What a season. Never seen anything like it.”

“Unprecedented,” I said and she laughed.

  The first rains arrived in June. It was too late for most of the suffering trees and now the forest canopies had grey, gnarled antlers woven throughout them. Some karris survived using epicormic growth: furry, emerald leaves sprouting straight from their vertical reddened wounds. Often a tree right next to them would be fine, its creamy, smooth trunk soaring into the sky.

  Jay has officially retired now. I never did get to write those Desolation Peak ruminations, Kerouac style. Somehow, now when I read Lonesome Traveller, I can’t find his commitment to the place he was watching, noticing (or supposed to be noticing). There is so much interiority. It is something to watch out for, being alone on a mountain. They don’t call us Freaks on Peaks for nothing. But I do notice and Jay taught me that. On my last day of the fire season, I stopped and had a chat with the tiger queen. She was neatly coiled on her throne of leaves, noticing me right back.

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Christmas in the tower

It was Christmas Day and 35 degrees when I saw the smoke, rising lazy and blue. Mt Pingerup loomed behind it, almost framing the smoke in its centre.

I was feeling a bit maudlin that morning. It was hot, the granite of Mt Frankland acting as a heat sink. My family were gathering for lunch, catching up after a long time spent apart. The tourist family who has climbed the mountain every Christmas Day for years with chocolate and beer for the fire tower attendant (should I declare that?) hadn’t come this year. So when that smoke showed itself, it made all the missing out feel somewhat worthwhile.

I plotted out the fire’s position on the map. My first fire of the season! Whoo! Mt Pingerup is 25 kilometres from the tower so at my guesstimate the smoke was 21 kilometres. With a shaky hand, I wrote out the coordinates in the tower log book, then called the office on the radio.

  “Walpole office, Frankland tower, smoke report.”

  “Frankland tower, go ahead.”

  “Time is 1117, at 259 degrees, approximately 21 kilometres. It’s a bravo 111 and it definitely shouldn’t be there!”

He repeated the information back to me. This is good practice in the event of a miscommunication. Then I called the spotter pilot, “Frankland spotter, Frankland tower, did you get a copy on that?”

  “Sure did,” the spotter replied. “What bearing from the tower was that again?”

  “259, over near Mt Pingerup.”

  “Heading over now,” she said. She was at the opposite, eastern end of the district.

That wait between calling in a smoke and the spotter confirming the position of a fire - or that it is a fire and not just someone spreading lime in a paddock - can be excruciating. All I could do was watch the plane’s slow trajectory towards the smoke on my phone’s Flight Radar app.

The duty officer called me. “What’s it doing Sarah?” I knew he’d be on the phone to crew too, dragging them away from Christmas lunch and needed to know how many fire trucks were required.

  “There’s no increase. It’s just mooching about, still blue.”

I’ve seen fires out that way start spotting around themselves within fifteen minutes. They act like fire crackers going off in weather like this but today’s one was very quiet. Ordnance block had a prescribed burn through it last year and that made all the difference.

Finally, on my phone I could see the spotter circling and then she called it in. “Walpole office, Frankland spotter, smoke report.”

Ha! I thought as I plotted her grid reference on my map. 21 kilometres. Nailed it! On the radios I could hear the crews talking as they headed out to Deep Road. Within an hour the fire was put out. It was a lightning strike apparently, from ten days previous. The fire had sat, inert and dormant in the days before Christmas and jumped up to party on Christmas Day.

 


Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Mistakes were made

 In a class I run, I teach students about passive language. If you can finish a sentence with 'BY ZOMBIES, then it it is passive sentence. Steven King in On Writing goes to town on passive language. Kathy Bates would be hobbling her writerly students but I'm quite nice about it really. 

I write BY ZOMBIES on the whiteboard. "It's at its most insidious when it comes to police statements. They want to cover their arses right? They don't want to say if the perp is male or female so they just say 'the body was carried to the river.'" Then I point to the whiteboard. BY ZOMBIES. "The most insidious reason for passive language when it comes to cops is when they talk about sexual violence against women. By using this language, for example: 'A woman was attacked in Como last night', they are placing the word woman as the actor in that sentence, not the perpetrator." Dismay ripples across my class as this sinks in.

This post has started quite serious when I had funny in mind.  Yes, mistakes were made BY ZOMBIES. 

A handsome cyclist stopped outside my local supermarket. I was at the checkout when he got off his bike outside and stared at me through the window. He looked straight at me. I was buying wine and broccoli and a newspaper and his look was quite intense. Then he smiled at me, this beautiful huge smile. I could see that he knew me, saw me, recognised me. I smiled back. It was a bit weird because I wasn't sure if I even knew this fit, blonde-haired, genetically blessed human. Then he kind of did this thing with his hair, smoothing it down and then ruffling it. He smiled again and pushed his fingers through his hair and I thought, with my broccoli and wine and newspaper at the checkout: Jesus, he's checking out his own reflection in the window.

There are times in life where we think oh dear I think I got that one completely fucking wrong.We can cover it for a little while with the beautiful prevarications of passive language: mistakes were made.

I hadn't seen Brownie for a few weeks.He's been fishing at the inlet for the whole time I've lived here and then I read his funeral notice in the local paper. It was the last few weeks of the commercial season and I hadn't seen him for a while, so when I saw the funeral notice I thought he's died. Brownie has actually died! He'd had a heart attack at my place a few years ago. Maybe that had happened again?

So I logged onto the streaming service of his funeral and watched family members go back and forth like goldfish on the screen: welcoming friends, family, people sitting down in the chapel. Music played, the whole service going forward. Images of Brownie went up on the screen as the celebrant began to talk. 

It was then that I realised I was at someone else's funeral. This was not Brownie. The photographs on the screen showed a complete stranger to me. The ease of being at an online funeral is so weird. I was at the wrong funeral and watching a different family process their grief.

 This felt pretty fucking weird to tell you the truth. It was like I'd crashed a wedding as a bad actor in a romance. I slapped down the lap top lid and took a few breaths. I felt quite creepy. Does that make sense?

 

Notes From The Tower


FAQ

Mount Frankland is part of the DBCA’s tourist trails in the national parks around Walpole, so naturally the fire tower folk meet plenty of people on holidays. Summitting climbers are often surprised to see someone in the tower and here are some of their questions.

 

“Dr Livingston, I presume?”

Yes, and I feel thankful that I am here to welcome you

 

“What are you doing?”

I’m looking for smoke and doing weather reports.

 

“Are they still doing this? I thought that was back in the olden days!”

We’ve been doing fire and weather lookout here since the 1960s. It’s a simple system for early detection of bushfires.

 

“Do you serve ice-cream?”

No. Bring your own ice-cream.

 

“Do you get taken up by helicopter?”

I got up here the same way as you just did.

 

“Great office!”

I know, right?

 

“Do you come up here every day?”

Yes, between December and March.

 

“Don’t you use AI or drones?”

Human eyes and knowledge of the landscape is pretty accurate. AI cameras are getting better at detecting smoke and one day my job will be sitting in front of a computer rather than atop a mountain. At the moment, I can see a smoke hours before it registers on a heat map.

 

“Are you alone the whole time?”

I hope you may be parsing this question wrong but also please don’t be creepy.

 

“How many hours do you do?”

That depends on the fire danger index. My day gets longer as the FDI goes up.

 

“Are you a volunteer?”

(This question always bugs me. Who would volunteer their whole summer when they could be making heaps of money elsewhere. Unless they are retired – and therefore, the insinuation is that I’m old and retired? Whoa, it’s getting personal now.)

No. I’m paid very well, thank you very much.

 

“Do you climb up three times a day like those old tower guys?”

I bring up my lunch.

 

“How many fires have you seen?”

Lots. Christmas Day, New Years Day and I caught that one over near Mt Barker a week ago.

 

“There are no toilets up here. Where do you go to the toilet?”

Bush wees are no problem. Bush poos are horrible and problematic. Would you like me to elaborate?

 

“What do you do with your time?”

I love audio books and podcasts and the radio. I can’t really read books because my eyes are down and I need to be looking up and around, constantly scanning the horizon.