Showing posts with label tyger tales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tyger tales. Show all posts

Sunday, April 20, 2025

Valley of the Giants

This is a poem by Dorothy Hewett, an esteemed Western Australian poet with legendary status in these parts.

THE VALLEY OF THE GIANTS

In the burnt-out trunk
in the karri forest
myself my little sister
hand in hand
one dark one fair
one bonnetted one
with a nimbus
of platinum hair
like lost children
out of a gothic tale
behind us his akubra hatted
head
sprouting unseen antlers
our father the wood demon
growing out of a tree
snapped up by a box brownie
the 60 year old negative
exposed like a parable
the dark father
the dark child
subdued and powerful
the blonde
in her white dress
blazing into the light
transitory
as a cabbage moth
alighting for an instant
in the forest

those judging figures
orchestrate the scene
rising out of the litter
on the forest floor
implacable as horned owls
the giant tree's fallen down
the children grown
the tragic rotting order overthrown. 




Monday, March 17, 2025

Green beer and the tiger queen

 Happy St Patrick's Day folks!

 

Today, I climbed the mountain to the fire tower and got to the spot where a tiger snake lies basking every morning. It is always lying in the leaves against a massive wall of granite, just powering up with early sunlight. Every. Fucking.Day. Stretched out in the mornings, coiled in the afternoon, it is a resident who eyes me as I pass through ancient lace curtains.

'You can't see me, right? Look again!"
 

Despite my recent snake handling course, understanding the critters a bit better and a handy compression bandage in my backpack, I still stall at this point of the climb. If I had one of those watches, pretty sure I'd see my heart rate peaking out right about the moment I round the corner on the last bit of pathway before the stairs begin.

This morning, the tiger was nowhere to be seen. This was worrying, because I like to know where it is and not get taken by surprise. But it is St Patrick's Day after all.

Me: Hey, Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Let's get bent on green beer!

My snake mate: Yeah um. Maybe not today. 

Me: But it's so great. We'll do Irish dancing and ... 

My snake mate: yeah ... nah.

Me: Oh, oh man I'm so sorry. I forgot.

My snake mate: It's alright man. I love you right? But St Pats is never a good day for me. 

So today, we cautiously avoided each other, this human and this snake. Tonight I collected some gaiters from my Mum's place. Mum is all for preventative measures (super sensible!) and one of them, when I expressed my worries about this particular tiger snake, was "get some gaiters so you feel better about climbing the mountain."

 


 

Monday, February 3, 2025

200 years

 

Press Release * Press Release * Press Release * Press Release * Press Release

For immediate release 21/01/2026

From:

The Office of                                                                    

Sir Wilton Smee-Brough                                                                                  

Chief Protector: Arts                                                                                                

And Culture.                                                                                             

Province of Halcyon Spit

Bicentennial Celebrations Paused Until Further Notice

HALCYON SPIT, Australia. The Office of Arts and Culture wishes to advise that provincial organisation underway for the ‘First Peoples First’ Bicentenary Celebration of Colonisation is to be paused. Negotiations are currently being held with historians, community groups, artist collectives, private contractors and first nations people to decide the future of the Bicentennial.

“It’s been revealed that a small group of radical dissenters are influencing vulnerable communities to deny the fact that Colonisation of our beautiful province deserves any celebration or a public holiday to recognise the hard-working pioneers,” a spokesperson for Sir Wilton Smee-Brough (OAM) said.

The newly anointed Mayor of Halcyon Spit, the honourable Geoffory Strokes, added “This is why Mums and Dads can’t have nice things like a day off in our busy working lives. Our ancestors came here from over the seas, cleared land and worked hard. The Bicentennial is a time for celebration of these people. I hope that those woke lefties will somehow see some sense and recognise that our story is more relevant than their mid morning latte discussions.”

Lifelong Halcyon Spit resident and Rotary President Alan Spittles said, “Isn’t this all about the Referendum? Some folks are just feeling bitter about the outcome and they’re using it against us now. It’s just sad. It’s a real shame. I can’t have day off for the Bicentennial now.”

The Office of Arts and Culture has advised that Australians will not be entitled to a Public Holiday.

 

The Office of

Sir Wilton Smee-Brough

Chief Protector: Arts and Culture

Province of Halcyon Spit

E: WSmeeBrough@cpac.wa.gov.au

P: 0408896382

End Press Release ###


 

“So, the historians are revolting,” Sage said with a sideways twist of her head and a smirk when she read the press release.

“Yeah, they do that,” said Ben, understanding the subtext. “Difficult to contain that mob. Am I good to go ahead?”

Ben was the sub editor of the Halcyon Herald but he was also twenty years junior to Sage, a veteran local journalist and Alan Spittles’ niece. A newbie from the city, Ben’s job was to invent clever headlines and make sure the ipso factum text was replaced with actual news. He was supposed to report directly to Jason Edwards, the Herald’s editor. But he always consulted Sage first. Sage found this touching, a man the same age as her son coming to her for advice but there was also a strategic edge to him that spiked her gut. He wouldn’t be stuck in Halcyon Spit for long. Not with that face, the Da Vinci perfection of his proportions, and a nose for culture wars. Heading straight to the national broadsheet was Ben.

 

“Uncle Al’s retired.” Sage said. “He doesn’t even need a day off. Run it as is,” she instructed him. “Then watch this one play out. Whatever comes next will write itself.” She pointed her index finger at Ben. “This is gonna be a doozy.”

 

Tuesday, July 9, 2024

Winter Solstice Part Four

 

Jayden put his arm around his friend’s shoulders. ‘Mum will really like these shrooms too,’ he said and then remembered that night out on the water poaching, when he felt scared and small and cold and his Mum was ranting about poetry or something and about the end of the world.

‘Parents, man,’ Jayden said, trying to sound understanding but he also knew what he was talking about and he tried to communicate this to Matt through his side hug.

Parents who didn’t think, who were so busy with their own dramas that they forgot to pick him and Matt up from footy training on that low, misty oval late at night. Parents who privileged their ancient vendettas against teachers over the yearly school camp. Parents who fought a landlord’s injustices in court and then ran some poor bastard down outside a BP service station. Fucking parents.

Jayden’s Mum had read him Beowulf, explained the Lady poem about rogue onions and the Narnia Chronicles and she knew what happened to the children of those men who’d abdicated responsibility and still she got arrested and locked up and left her kid alone to deal with the shit..

‘The swan roads,’ Jayden said, pointing to the lake. ‘That’s the swan roads, like in the poem..’

‘What, the lake?’ asked Matt.

The two of them stared at the pond and the birds. Jayden saw lights behind them but also lights gathering in the swans who squwarked and gossiped on the water.

 

Monday, July 8, 2024

The green leaf letters

One day early in February, at the beginning of our second summer, eucalypts began dropping their green leaves. Bright green sickles mosaiced the concrete steps to the fire tower where I work. I’d never seen this before. Normally the track is covered with dead brown leaves. Noticing the green ones was a bit different.

Two days later, I phoned my boss from the tower at the end of the day. ‘I’ve just spent the whole day with a sense of impending doom,’ I told her.

‘I don’t even go there,’ the fire officer said. ‘Every morning, the crews are organised, FDIs are finalised and then it’s like, whatever happens will happen.’

That day was the hottest ever I’ve spent on the tower. Most of the small schools in the south west shut down due to fire danger. I wish I’d taken a screenshot of the emergency site that day because looking at the school shutdowns made me think – this is the future. If this happens every year from now on, whose parents will be able to go on checkout at IGA? What happens to medical centres when doctors and nurses have to stay home?

The temperature readings in the tower blew out because I was sitting on granite, which warms faster than soil, meaning the little tower room turned into a hothouse. Sweat soaked my clothes. It was an act of endurance to stay there. I saw a smoke curdle into the sky behind Mount Lyndsey, mapped it and reported it in.

‘It’s kinda grey blue. I think it must be around the Hay River area. It’s a weird colour.’

Turns out the smoke came from silage that had spontaneously combusted in the heat, knocking out a whole season of feed for the dairy family who worked there for generations. The smoke’s colour was from all the plastics catching fire. Silage doesn’t normally self-combust, my farmer son told me. Silage is too wet. Normally.

‘How you going on the granite?’ Marty who also works on the tower was in contact throughout the day. ‘Do you have enough water? Use mine if you run out.’

There’s a code between us. We carry our own stuff up the mountain and we don’t share, especially water at one kilo a litre per trek up the hill. We may text each other when the clock battery needs replacing or maybe metho for the Trangia but never the water. Believe me. It’s a thing. We never share water.

‘I’m afraid I’ve already crossed that line,’ I messaged him back. By then I’d drunk four litres of water, poached two litres of Marty’s stash and not even had a wee.

‘Do you want me to bring some more?’ Marty replied and I thought, bless this man. The only person on Earth thinking of me today is the other fire tower guy.

Just like prior to a wind storm, the Eucalyptus trees dropped their green leaves in anticipation of the event a few days later. This time, it wasn't a wind storm but an extreme heat event. All of the trees knew this event was coming up. 

They knew what was about to happen.