Funny you should say that. Last Saturday I was abducted by aliens who took all my money, conducted a sexual examination on me, leaving me in the gutter with my trousers down and a headache which lasted for 24 hours. I think that quokkas are taking over the world.
After World War II, the guns and railway were removed from Rottnest. The battery remained because cost of shipping guns to the mainland exceeded their value as scrap metal. I believe this applied to Quokkas too. They make poor cannons.
They like ciggies too. I watched as a quokka peeled fag ends at an over-flowing bin on Rotto some years ago. It quite happily accepted my offer of a couple of Camel plains, devouring them greedily after peeling away the paper. Most likely addicted like I was.
I mean, I know it's shit scotch but the fuckers have drunk the lot.
ReplyDeleteFunny you should say that. Last Saturday I was abducted by aliens who took all my money, conducted a sexual examination on me, leaving me in the gutter with my trousers down and a headache which lasted for 24 hours. I think that quokkas are taking over the world.
DeleteDon't say you weren't warned Tom. I've been banging on about this situation for weeks.
DeleteHaha Sarah - good try.
ReplyDeleteTo clarify, a friend quite often stays at my inlet house when I go into Albany. This is the empty bottle and note I got on my return.
DeleteOk well that explains it then. I can see my drawing in the background. :)
DeleteAfter World War II, the guns and railway were removed from Rottnest. The battery remained because cost of shipping guns to the mainland exceeded their value as scrap metal. I believe this applied to Quokkas too. They make poor cannons.
ReplyDelete'they make poor cannons' is something I can't unsee.
DeleteThey like ciggies too. I watched as a quokka peeled fag ends at an over-flowing bin on Rotto some years ago. It quite happily accepted my offer of a couple of Camel plains, devouring them greedily after peeling away the paper. Most likely addicted like I was.
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